All 13 movie Reviews


The Watcher The Watcher

Rated 1 / 5 stars

why did the shotgun have rifling

had nothing interesting at all except a wolverine complex.


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911 911

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

damned hippies

if it wasn't for war americans wouldn't have the freedoms we have today... i read that you are living in hong kong... makes sense you would make a movie about somethign you can't understand. some people are true patriots and are willing to fight for what is right and true. americans used to beleive in truth and justice. but many have fallen along the way and now join the rest of the world in this rediculous march towards peace. there is no peace without war, peace is the time between the fighting; when you prepare for the next assault.

if everyone one in america felt this overwhelming need for peace we wouldn't exist as a country today. we would be nothing more than a territory for a country with citizens who have the balls to fight for what they believe in. a quote i heard recently comes to mind "if you act like food, you will be eaten!" we havemany enemies and the only thing stoping most of them is the fear of our wrath. because thereare a few patriots left in our country willing to fight and die to protect our peace-loving population. and anyone who cannot find appreciation for this needs to leave.

in the real world we have war and you have two choices start fighting or start dying!



WTC: The Animated Series WTC: The Animated Series

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hehe people jumping to their deaths, how cute

i just wishall news stories were done like this.



Enter Strawberry Clock Enter Strawberry Clock

Rated 2 / 5 stars

omfg!

i've always wondered what happened to galvatron and unicron after their hit movie... apparently they turned into strange, badly drawn fuit with clocks on them... it makes perfect sense... i am on the edge of my seat i don't know if the NG matrix can stop the evil unistrawberycron clock!



Enter Carrot Clock Enter Carrot Clock

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

vegetables are evil

hehe transformers rule!

and i just realised that i need a clock for my room, thanks clock crew!



Move To Bremerton Move To Bremerton

Rated 0 / 5 stars

pathetic

what kind of pathetic losers are you people?



The Legacy of Gun Control The Legacy of Gun Control

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

you morons have no clue...

this movie was designed to show you the problems associated with the government regulating our ability to freely own firearms. it has nothing to do with giving people the right to let their children blow each others heads off or go out and kill in a gang fight or clean out a school of annoying preps.

this is about protection from the government in case our freedom is in danger! the second ammendment was designed so that in case the american government no longer served the american people, the common man would have the chance to be just as well armed as any soldier. if we have the money we are allowed to own an m16, tank, helicopter, or a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher if we so choose. the government tries to say things like, why do you need an assualt rifle to kill deer? well no one ever needs and assualt rifle to kill deer, they need on to kill large numbers of corrupt government officials who have become tyrants!

i'm not paronoid that the government will take over, but how can anyone just pretend it won't happen! you are giving up one of your basic rights by giving up the choice to own weapons!

however, along with the freedom to own and use guns, comes the responsibility to use them in an appropriate manner. you don't let your children play with them and you don't commit crimes with them. and if you choose to do such things, you will be punished by law. you have to punish the criminal not the weapons he uses.



goldilocks goldilocks

Rated 5 / 5 stars

spooky shit

this is my favorite flash movie on newgrounds now! the style was very dramatic and it began to freak me out a bit, too cool. why the score is only at 2.94 right now is a mystery to me?



The Original Song The Original Song

Rated 0 / 5 stars

total crap

you could have at the very least spent the time to figure out what the lyrics were saying before you typed it into this piece of shit. and if you are going to be unorigional like half of newgrounds portal, then at least make an attempt to animate it. using music parodies is okay (like star wars gangsta rap) as long as you have some sort of redeeming qualities, but text, damn that's just pathetic. it kills me that so many people can get above a 3.00 with this kind of unorigional filth.... i question the intellegence of all portal viewers who don't vote this a "0"


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asinine asinine

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hehe, poop sandwiches taste yummy

stupid, very, very stupid, but funny.... in a stupid kind of way...

not too bad for your first attempt,

make more stupid-funny shit.


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